A Little Wisdom
Just because you can pull your pants up over your hips, button and zip them does NOT mean they fit.
Just sayin’.
Just because you can pull your pants up over your hips, button and zip them does NOT mean they fit.
Just sayin’.
Best Thing Ever – Stretch Jeans!They flex over all those…curves, and hug where they should. 😉
Hon, unless you had to get a wire hanger out to zip them up then they fit. ;)I have stretch jeans also but I think they snapped or something because they are starting to look sloppy. Guess I need to buy new stuff again. Ugh. Weight Watchers first, then new clothes!CindyS
Agree with Cindy. All of her comment, actually. I started counting points today. Evil little thangs…Didja have to lie down first? :)December: she takes no prisoners.
Shauna – Jeans which hug any part of me is wrong.Cindy – I started Weight Watchers today. Sort of. I’m sick and really haven’t eaten nearly all my points. But I don’t care. Maybe, just maybe I’ll actually lose this week!Gretchen – I didn’t even put them on. I have a pair of olive green pants that I love, but they hug waaaaay too much. So my first goal is to be comfortable in them.
Unless rolls above the waist of my jeans have suddenly become all the rage in the fashion mags (hey, it could happen…the Old Masters did paintings of women with wobbly bits), then I’m going to have to start couting calories, grams, carbs and points again, too.
While I didn’t gain weight over Christmas I still have plenty to lose. I’m counting my blessings though for not gaining.
I have decided that elastic in my jeans, has become my new best friend. Weight loss/getting healthy whatever you call it…is so frustrating. Grrrr.I had the courage to step on the scale today and discoved I gained back 14 of the 17 pounds I recently lost. Here I go again. XOXO
I believe Becky’s talking about my friend, Miss Muffin Top. She’s getting bigger, so, yeah…points it is…(boo-hiss–I much prefer instant gratification and thinnness).
HAHAHAHAHHA.. as a very full figured woman I SO agree.. although I’ve always been jealous of those nationalities that can wear them a size or two to small and think they look DAMN good
THAT is funny.And yes to jeans with some stretch in them. I will never buy a pair that is 100% cotton ever ever ever ever, did I mention, EVER again?
HA HA … agreed!And yes, stretch jeans are a godsend!
BWAHAHA!
Tee hee! You got that right! I try to watch for that by always looking at my “rear view” in the mirror. I’m doing fairly well right now, but I have a couple jeans that are cut so they create “muffin tops.” That’s where my remaining big problem is … can we say “spare tire”? Gotta get the Richard Simmons exercise tapes! 😀
Ahhahaha! Someone needs to post this over freeways all over the OC. Yikes!You shouldn’t be able to see every dimple, mole… and other things. especially other things!
I don’t like stretch jeans. I guess my body is shaped weird, but they always do this gap thing in the back. I’m not a teenage popstar and do not want to show my undies to everyone when I bend down.Give me some 100% cotton jeans that fit any day.
I would liek to have seen a picture of whatever inspired this post. Or maybe I wouldn’t have, but I bet it would have been funny.
I was at the mall on Sunday…walking around while my new glasses were being crafted to perfection…. …and boy did I see some Muffin-tops!ewwwww.
Thank Goodness for plus sizes.:)
I may end up joining you guys on WW. This morning a coworker asked me if I was gaining weight- which of course I have been. It’s winter after all. LOL :0 Unkind of her to remind me though! As for jeans- nothing works. Short legs, round tummy. Automatically makes me look like a penguin no matter what.
Too cute! But my muffin top and I are going to have to disagree. They don’t fit only if you turn blue and pass out after downing a triple venti chai tea latte.And, btw, I’ve been crying to everybody about how busy and unresponsive I am, but I wanted to let you know I read your post about your Christianity, and I loved it.xoxoJill
Funny and true!haha! 🙂