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They Won’t Stay In My Head
It has been confirmed beyond a doubt that I am a visual learner. The news was on TV as I was preparing dinner last night and I could hear the anchor reporting on the day’s events, but I wasn’t actually watching the broadcast. What he said: 17 miners were trapped in an elevator shaft in…
Read MoreOh Snap!
Oh Snap! I have a small laundry room and I used to hang my clothes on the door jamb as I took them out of the dryer. That wasn’t a great idea because one, I’m short; and two, the clean clothes were easily knocked down on those rare occasions when I didn’t actually move them…
Read MoreNoThanks – Day Twenty Eight
Tonight I’m thankful for humor. Twisted or otherwise.
Read MoreWho’s Funnier?
Katie and I watched Modern Family tonight and it made me ask a question I never should have. Me: So who’s funnier? Me or Dad? Katie: Well, I’m tired. Going to bed now. Me: Seriously? You’re just going to ignore me? Katie: Okay, fine. You’re both funny. It’s just that we laugh with Dad, but…
Read MoreTP Update/Foob Brilliance
Remember the Great Toilet Paper Debacle of ’09? I had asked Taylor to look in the hall closet upstairs to see if there was any toilet paper. I heard him open the door and I envisioned him diligently searching so I took his word for it when he said, “no”. Imagine my surprise on Saturday…
Read MoreIt Is What It Is
This morning in church our pastor asked us what the shortest verse in the Bible is. I shouted out, “Jesus Wept”. Brian said, “No, it’s pray continually.” So I sent him an email when I got home: Pray continually – 15 lettersJesus wept – 9 letters I’m just sayin’.He replied with:1 Timothy 2:12I grabbed my…
Read MoreEven Doctors Have Holiday Spirit
I had my yearly female exam today. Don’t worry. I’m not going to go into great detail about it. I just wanted to share two things with you. 1 – I spied the enemy, the scale, as the nurse and I approached the place where she would take my vitals. I’d been dreading that part…
Read MoreLadies’ Night Out
So last night my friends, Laura and Sheri, and I took Kris to The Cheesecake Factory for her 40th birthday. The waitress brings us our drinks and we toast each other, excited beyond belief that we’re actually out without husbands or kids, and I made the comment it was just like Sex and the City.…
Read MoreSeriously???
When I was getting ready to start my second round of chemotherapy, Taxotere, my oncologist told me most people had an easier time with it than the adromycin/cytoxin I had been given for the first round. However, joint pain or stiffness is a common side effect. I had my last Taxotere treatment at the end…
Read MoreA Bunch of Good Stuff
So what’s up? Nothin’ much going on here. Just the usual. You know. Todd’s at work – he’s got major short timer’s disease, but he’s making a valiant effort; Katie’s babysitting; Taylor’s at CIY in Tennessee – kind of like church camp only much more intense. Katie’s Little Homies are going camping this afternoon through…
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