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They’re Coming To Take Me Away…

Katie and I were eating ice cream cones the other day while discussing good nutrition. She said she was going to work the ice cream off in gym the next day. I said I was going to work it off in bed that night MEANING IN MY DREAMS. The kids started laughing and Todd snapped…

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William Tell Momsense

I saw a clip of this on Good Morning America a few minutes ago and it brought me so much pleasure and joy I started tearing up. The woman receives a standing ovation at the end and it is so well deserved!

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Apple Core!! Baltimore!! Who’s Your Friend??

After Todd’s dentist appointment Friday morning we left for Baltimore. Before we’d gotten too far I complained that the spring mechanism in the little storage bin on the dashboard was stuck. Todd said, “you mean this?”, as he opened and closed the compartment repeatedly. Y’all do know why they don’t send donkeys to school, don’t…

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STELLA AWARDS

I had planned to post something else today, but I got this email from Jennifer who got it off a message board who got it — well, I don’t know who posted it there. But it was just too priceless to pass up. It’s one of those things that make you laugh and infuriates you…

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Pavlov’s Theory Confirmed

My four week postsurgical checkup was this morning. Am I the only one who never gets to sit more than a minute or two before being called back? I’m sure most people would be thrilled with the efficiency of this office, but I don’t like it. Even if I’m 15 minutes early I get called…

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Weekend Recap

FRIDAY Friday night I was figuring out just how many of my bonus Weight Watchers points I had to use after a delicious dinner of grilled steak, baked potato, salad and a glass of wine, the phone rang. We have caller ID and the name and number pops up on the television. To say I…

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Anniversary Gifts for the Discriminating Buyer

Whilst looking for an excuse for Todd to buy me jewelry the other night I decided to check out an anniversary gift guide. You know, one of those lists that have a specific gift for each year, both traditional and modern. Our 19th anniversary is in a couple of weeks and there is no traditional…

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A Little Monday Fun

I have lots of things to blog about, but I’m trying to be responsible and all that – pffft – so I don’t have time for a real post. In honor of Mother’s Day I thought I’d leave you all with this little video gem.

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