Deep Thoughts by Jen Ster
A person is the most comfortable when the alarm goes off
Strawberry yogurt tastes like poo right after you brush your teeth
Dusty furniture is never more noticeable as when the doorbell rings
You only run into people you know at the grocery store when you’re looking your worst
An expired warranty ensures something will go wrong
Nearly everything is better with cheese
If it’s not better with cheese, it’s better with chocolate
I can relate to that alarm one. On a side note, but it somehow seems realated, it always gets me when some one says. Wouldn’t you know I found it the last place I looked. I say, who the hell keeps looking once they find something.
I think everything tastes like poo after I brush my teeth ~ Except for coffee, of course.
LOL, great list…and sooo true!
Jen you always have a way of seeing life through the looking glass!! You make me laugh!!! And yes, these are so true (*tho I can’t attest to the strawberry yogurt one…haven’t tried that but if I do, I’ll know what to expect!!).
You totally crack me up 🙂 If these are true, than I most definitely will run into someone tonight at the Thai place because I am looking my worst. Here’s one to add to the list: I have found with men, as with dogs, what you see is what you get. And you only get more as time goes on :)I think you’re just delightful…
PS: Loved the hedgehog boot scraper. You’re a riot. I had my kids cut my hair. Got myself a fine looking mullet, followed by a horrible pixie. It actually is one of my favorite memories. We laughed like hyenas. I kept the pixie for 24 hours. My brother finished the job with dog clippers 🙂 Love seeing photos! Thanks!
“You only run into people you know at the grocery store when you’re looking your worst”……….of course in my case it is only the most perfect woman you know that you run into..you know the type that ALWAYS has herself together….happened to me this past month!!!!
So with ya on the cheese or chocolate thing. Works for me. Happy birthday Jen 🙂 Have a fabulous and memorable day – you deserve it, hon.
Great truths every one! ROFLHere’s another one… When you make the last payment on a vehicle, the motor falls out.
LOLI love it!!!
LOL! Cheese and chocolate…yum. For me it’s not the alarm so much as the little voices that call “Mommy!” at too-early o’clock.