Deep Thoughts by Jen Ster

A person is the most comfortable when the alarm goes off

Strawberry yogurt tastes like poo right after you brush your teeth

Dusty furniture is never more noticeable as when the doorbell rings

You only run into people you know at the grocery store when you’re looking your worst

An expired warranty ensures something will go wrong

Nearly everything is better with cheese

If it’s not better with cheese, it’s better with chocolate


  1. Travis Erwin on November 17, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    I can relate to that alarm one. On a side note, but it somehow seems realated, it always gets me when some one says. Wouldn’t you know I found it the last place I looked. I say, who the hell keeps looking once they find something.

  2. Dev on November 17, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    I think everything tastes like poo after I brush my teeth ~ Except for coffee, of course.

  3. Becky on November 17, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    LOL, great list…and sooo true!

  4. Sherry on November 17, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    Jen you always have a way of seeing life through the looking glass!! You make me laugh!!! And yes, these are so true (*tho I can’t attest to the strawberry yogurt one…haven’t tried that but if I do, I’ll know what to expect!!).

  5. lahdeedah on November 17, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    You totally crack me up 🙂 If these are true, than I most definitely will run into someone tonight at the Thai place because I am looking my worst. Here’s one to add to the list: I have found with men, as with dogs, what you see is what you get. And you only get more as time goes on :)I think you’re just delightful…

  6. lahdeedah on November 17, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    PS: Loved the hedgehog boot scraper. You’re a riot. I had my kids cut my hair. Got myself a fine looking mullet, followed by a horrible pixie. It actually is one of my favorite memories. We laughed like hyenas. I kept the pixie for 24 hours. My brother finished the job with dog clippers 🙂 Love seeing photos! Thanks!

  7. April on November 18, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    “You only run into people you know at the grocery store when you’re looking your worst”……….of course in my case it is only the most perfect woman you know that you run know the type that ALWAYS has herself together….happened to me this past month!!!!

  8. Stacy~ on November 19, 2007 at 7:59 am

    So with ya on the cheese or chocolate thing. Works for me. Happy birthday Jen 🙂 Have a fabulous and memorable day – you deserve it, hon.

  9. Lisa on November 19, 2007 at 8:55 am

    Great truths every one! ROFLHere’s another one… When you make the last payment on a vehicle, the motor falls out.

  10. Cheryl Wray on November 19, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    LOLI love it!!!

  11. Shauna on November 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    LOL! Cheese and chocolate…yum. For me it’s not the alarm so much as the little voices that call “Mommy!” at too-early o’clock.

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