Even Doctors Have Holiday Spirit

I had my yearly female exam today. Don’t worry. I’m not going to go into great detail about it. I just wanted to share two things with you.

1 – I spied the enemy, the scale, as the nurse and I approached the place where she would take my vitals. I’d been dreading that part of the visit for weeks. But instead of asking me to step on the scales, she asked if I knew my weight. I was so shocked that I actually told her the truth! After I thought, Man! I should have told her 115!

2 – Check out the picture I took while I was waiting for the doctor.

That is some funny stuff!! The doctor told me one of the nurses “decorates” the exam rooms. In November the stirrups had turkeys. Almost makes me want to go back in February and see if there are hearts.

As soon as I got in the car I had to send Todd the photo. He called shortly thereafter and said he wasn’t sure which was more disturbing. Santa on the stirrups or the fact I’d take a picture of it.


  1. Sing4joy on December 18, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    Uh, I think you really missed an opportunity here to take a picture of your toes up Santa’s nose.

  2. Gretchen on December 18, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    hahahahahaha! I think those are great. At least you don’t have to keep your socks on. I sure hope you had fun today, Jenster. xxxooo

  3. Swishy on December 19, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Ha! I love it!

  4. DeeMarie on December 19, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Those stirrups are hilarious!!!!

  5. Cheryl on December 19, 2008 at 10:06 am

    That is the funniest picture I have seen in a long time!What a great nurse, as getting weighed is always my biggest fear of going to the doctor!Hope all went well!XXXXX

  6. His Girl on December 19, 2008 at 11:58 am

    that is beyond hysterical. very,very funny!

  7. Suzanne on December 19, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Too funny!

  8. Lynilu on December 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    That is so much fun! I would think it might take the edge off a never-fun event. However, the idea of Santa having that view …. disturbing.LOL!

  9. Angry Woman on December 19, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Glad to see the doctor has the holiday spirit but that is really disturbing, lol.

  10. The Daily Bee on December 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    HAHAHA Great picture! I was, unfortunantly, in stirrups yesterday too and they were not as fun as these!! lol

  11. Becky on December 21, 2008 at 1:30 am

    Stirrups stir up really bad feelings, don’t they? Hate those visits, but that is hilarious they put those there.Glad you and Katie had a great girls day together. Sounds like fun. And you’re totally right about that song. That Butterfly Kisses song does the same thing to me.

  12. God's Guitar Girl on December 21, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    I always knew Santa was a perv. Didn’t Church Lady tell us that Santa was an anagram for “Satan”?!?

  13. Sarah s. on December 22, 2008 at 10:15 am

    That is so funny! Ho ho ho!

  14. BeFri on December 24, 2008 at 12:34 am


  15. Angelique Newman on December 24, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    What a great picture! That’s so funny.

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