New Illustration

For any of this to make sense you have to read my prior post, License to Gorge. Because 1)I’m trying to get out of work I have to do and 2) I had a lot of fun playing on Paint Shop, I created another illustration. This one shows what the results would be if the plastic surgeon were to use both my tummy and my rear.

Not only does it defy gravity, it defies logic, no??


  1. Anonymous on October 6, 2006 at 1:41 pm


  2. terrillr on October 6, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    Oh Jen, You have too much time on your hands! GO CAMPING! lolI would like to mention though, that I have multiple donations of fat available. It would be nice to have my boobs back where they belong, instead of where they’ve drooped to! lol

  3. Devonna on October 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    Hey, if Terrillr doesn’t have enough to donate, you can have some of mine. Although I’m kinda attached to my boobs.

  4. Anne Rainey on October 6, 2006 at 7:19 pm

    LOL!! that’s pretty funny! Hey, Jenster it’s me Tami from the RT Board…you know, you should come and check out my All About Books board It’s lots of fun! And we are pretty new still so we could use your sense of humor over there! 🙂

  5. Tara Marie on October 6, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    Not bad getting boobs back where they belong, personally mine will soon be hitting my knees.

  6. Jenster on October 8, 2006 at 5:25 pm

    To all of you who offered extra transfer material (doesn’t that sound nice?) – thanks! But as you can see from my illustration, I think I’ve got enough.Tami – I’ve been to your blog, but I’ll have to check out the new message board. (That’s all I need. One more thing to look at every day. lol)Tara – I guess the one good thing out of all this is that I’ll always have fairly perky boobs. Everything else will be sagging around my ankles, but I’ll be perky topside. :o)Jen

  7. Kris on October 8, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    LOL!! I don’t know about the breasts though. It would be like having a torpedo on your chest and how would you tie your shoes?

  8. His Girl on March 2, 2008 at 12:21 am


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