TP Update/Foob Brilliance
Remember the Great Toilet Paper Debacle of ’09? I had asked Taylor to look in the hall closet upstairs to see if there was any toilet paper. I heard him open the door and I envisioned him diligently searching so I took his word for it when he said, “no”. Imagine my surprise on Saturday when I found SEVEN rolls in the hall closet! Seven whole rolls just sitting there. They weren’t covered by towels or blankets. They were just quietly taking up space on the shelf in plain sight!
That’ll learn me.
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Sunday morning at church I approached my friend, Gail, as she was chatting with Sarah, to ask her a question. When she saw me she hugged me and said, “I love it when you blog about your boobs!” It was quite obvious from the look on Sarah’s face that she had no idea what Gail was talking about. Between the two of us we explained what the post had been about.
She considered the story for a moment and then she said, “So instead of Locks of Love, it’s like Bosoms of Blessings.” How brilliant is that??
Bosoms of Blessings!!! I love it!!
Both stories are delightful! Kids! And yes, Bosoms of Blessings is a wonderful title!
You do hang with utterly BRILLIANT people. (I thought to write udderly might be taking the boob thing a bit far).
Niiiiice. Me likey. Doesn't everyone blog about her boobs?
Ha. I love it! Bosoms of Blessings. 🙂
I agree – Bosoms of Blessings is a wonderful title. And Becky is right, udderly Brilliant (I don't think it's going too far!)Teenage boys are blind, unless they see a teenage girl. If the TP had resembled the other half of your post, he probably would have seen them! hahahahahaha I crack myself up sometimes!
You are so cool.
my teen looks with his eyes closed, too.
LOL! Sarah is genius! And in a houseful of boys, I'm the only one who can locate anything. 😉