TP Update/Foob Brilliance

Remember the Great Toilet Paper Debacle of ’09? I had asked Taylor to look in the hall closet upstairs to see if there was any toilet paper. I heard him open the door and I envisioned him diligently searching so I took his word for it when he said, “no”. Imagine my surprise on Saturday when I found SEVEN rolls in the hall closet! Seven whole rolls just sitting there. They weren’t covered by towels or blankets. They were just quietly taking up space on the shelf in plain sight!

That’ll learn me.


Sunday morning at church I approached my friend, Gail, as she was chatting with Sarah, to ask her a question. When she saw me she hugged me and said, “I love it when you blog about your boobs!” It was quite obvious from the look on Sarah’s face that she had no idea what Gail was talking about. Between the two of us we explained what the post had been about.

She considered the story for a moment and then she said, “So instead of Locks of Love, it’s like Bosoms of Blessings.” How brilliant is that??


  1. Cheryl Wray on August 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Bosoms of Blessings!!! I love it!!

  2. Lynilu on August 25, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Both stories are delightful! Kids! And yes, Bosoms of Blessings is a wonderful title!

  3. Becky on August 25, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    You do hang with utterly BRILLIANT people. (I thought to write udderly might be taking the boob thing a bit far).

  4. Gretchen on August 26, 2009 at 12:03 am

    Niiiiice. Me likey. Doesn't everyone blog about her boobs?

  5. Monnik on August 26, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Ha. I love it! Bosoms of Blessings. 🙂

  6. Terri on August 26, 2009 at 10:48 am

    I agree – Bosoms of Blessings is a wonderful title. And Becky is right, udderly Brilliant (I don't think it's going too far!)Teenage boys are blind, unless they see a teenage girl. If the TP had resembled the other half of your post, he probably would have seen them! hahahahahaha I crack myself up sometimes!

  7. Carpool Queen on August 26, 2009 at 11:31 am

    You are so cool.

  8. His Girl on August 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    my teen looks with his eyes closed, too.

  9. Shauna on August 28, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    LOL! Sarah is genius! And in a houseful of boys, I'm the only one who can locate anything. 😉

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